Hail to the Leather Gods and the philosophy of a 4 year old!

Funny thing happened on the way home from Grammy's house:

(the following may be too much for your stomach's, so be forewarned!)

Daddy: "Landon, you need to eat the whole slice of pizza if you want to have a tractor ride."

Landon: "But my tummy hurts, Daddy!"

Daddy: "Landon, you need to eat your food so you can be big and strong...ok?"

Landon: "Ok, Daddy!"

(A couple hours later)

Grammy: "Landon, do you want a cookie for finishing your pizza?"

Landon: "No thanks, Grammy, I don't feel good."

Mommy: "Landon, what's wrong?"

Landon: "I just don't want anyfing"

(about 30 minutes later, in the car on the way home)

Landon: "Aghhh...I gonna throw up...(blaghhhhh - 3 times)...Mommy, I throwing up!"

Mommy: "It's ok, Honey, we'll clean it up at the gas station."

Landon: (a few seconds later) "Mommy! I feel better....the throw up made me feel better!!!"

Mommy: "Good Honey! Oddly, my car is now sick and so is Mommy!"

The wonderful played out philosophies of a 4 year old! If everything worked so easily. We ended up stopping at the gas station just before we hit the freeway and had to change his clothes (Daddy's job) and clean off the seat (Mommy's job). He managed to only get it on his chair...and seat belt. I love leather! And I will never own another car without it! Hail to the Leather gods!